By Mark Henry
In Seattle's undead circles, Amanda Feral is among the appealing zombies. after all, if you end up socializing with werewolves, devils, and rampaging yetis, there is not that a lot festival. nonetheless, Amanda has a classy rep to take care of, that is getting difficult now that her tanking advert business enterprise is obliterating her funds. The quickest option to make a few funds: look on a brand new truth exhibit, American Minions, hosted through lecherous wooden nymph Johnny Birch. stylish? probably now not, yet a girl's gotta consume. With zombie gal good friend Wendy posing as her bitchy agent, Amanda settles in to 'Minions Mansion', crowded with 24-7 video cameras and undead popularity whores. while Johnny is located incinerated in a locked room, Amanda makes a decision to channel her internal leave out Marple (minus the gruesome cardigans) and discover who is in charge. used to be it bushy Sue, the white trash stripper yeti? Tanesha, the glamorous trannie werewolf? Angie, the Filipino vampire with a removable head? Unveiling the perpetrator in a heart-stopping finale will not simply keep the express from cancellation, it might probably simply continue Amanda alive - or as shut as a ghoul can get...
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Then the boots started, in shiny patent leather to match her belt, clinging closely to the legs all the way down to the spiked heels. The woman turned and very slowly swept the shop with her gaze, looking for a potential victim. Her eyes were dark, the arch of her brows thin and defined. Her face was cut by blusher to accentuate the high cheekbones. Her lips were painted with a gloss of red, so dark it was almost purple. Leah’s gaze fell to the jut of the woman’s breasts within the tight black jumper.
Leah’s eyes were saucer-wide as she struggled to process the woman’s words and cope with the excitement of the invitation. Eventually she was able to stammer some kind of answer in the affirmative. ‘Good. I need twenty things and I want you to choose them. If not, I shall have to. ’ The woman pointed towards an abandoned trolley and then turned on her heels and set off towards the drinks aisle, leaving a flustered Leah to grab the trolley and follow in her wake. Halfway up the aisle Miss Pierce stopped and spread her hands wide.
While you are here I will expect you to work and -’ A third involuntary burp popped from Leah’s mouth before she had even begun to recover from the shame of the last. The interruption was clearly the last straw for the woman and her face darkened once more and she moved forward menacingly as Leah cowered. ’ she yelled, pointing to the black iron ball at the side of Leah’s mattress. She mutely complied, having to gather the weight in both hands and hold it to her tummy. As soon as she had a grip, she felt a sharp tug on her hair, and the woman lifted her bodily so that she was standing.
Battle of the Network Zombies (Amanda Feral, Book 3) by Mark Henry