By Lee Bok
Are ya' bovvered? Are you ill of faculty or paintings and unimpressed with existence normally? Are you bored stiff with humans watching for unreasonable issues from you - like having a wash, getting away from bed, procuring stuff? ARE YA' BOVVERED? has the entire solutions you must justify doing bugger all (provided you'll be to learn the book).
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4. Heroin is more effective than yoga – you can touch the floor with your elbows and you don’t feel a thing. 5. All of the Star Wars characters suck. 6. Because yoga teachers always tell you to “breathe the pain through”. Screw them, it still hurts like crap. 7. You’ve never found a yoga class where you can smoke. pmd 58 23/02/2006, 19:32 500 REASONS NOT TO GIVE A SHIT 8. You can’t bear to share a room with a group of double-jointed pretzels in designer leotards. 9. Right now, stress is the only thing stopping you from having a nervous breakdown.
10. There’s been a death in the family – your own. pmd 55 23/02/2006, 19:32 ARE YA’ BOVVERED? 5 REASONS NOT TO USE A HANDKERCHIEF 1. Blowing your nose is unhygienic, whereas ten minutes of rooting is free entertainment that does no one any harm. 2. Eating whatever comes out of your nose builds up the body’s defences, a kind of mucoid homeopathy. 3. You wouldn’t dream of carrying a turd around in your pocket, and yet many people think nothing of stuffing a germ-ridden rag up their sleeve. pmd 56 23/02/2006, 19:32 500 REASONS NOT TO GIVE A SHIT 4.
If God didn’t want us to smell he wouldn’t have invented Metallica. 8. You’re sending the money you save on deodorant to Greenpeace. 9. T. 10. There are more important things to think about like the Altonian brain teaser and organizing your blog by stardate. pmd 53 23/02/2006, 19:32 ARE YA’ BOVVERED? 10 REASONS NOT TO GO TO WORK 1. You hate the sexual harassment in the workplace – you prefer to do it in your spare time. 2. You only get two fifteen-minute smoking breaks each day, which means you have to chain smoke two packets during the evening.
Are Ya' Bovvered?: 500 Reasons Not to Give a Shit by Lee Bok